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ratbabemoji:

littlehazy:

screamandshout:

britney explains things like no other

she has such a way with words

me too

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joeyjoe69:

when ur left alone in an unfamiliar room

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breadstiks:

it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram

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ripblkdzn:

and this is for all the white people that think it’s okay to say nigga

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gorlt:

brodays:

gorlt:

and, if you can’t get toasted pearl Couscous handpicked and blessed by a Moroccan shaman on the first tuesday of the winter harvest for your Sautéed Escarole then store bought is fine

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The best thick cocks and young hung studs

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that’s not in the recipe
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willsicott:

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ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

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harryfistme:

"can i go to the bathroom"

"why didnt you go during lunch"

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michaxl:

smiling is so weird like you stretch your eating hole to show happiness

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